Kill Me With a Spoon

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

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kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!