Killarney Heights

Secludedly located in the two thousand and eighty seventh sector within the kingdom of FORRY and the empire of the Northern Beaches. Residence of the exalted suppository of all wisdom, Tony Abbott.

A cesspool of twelvies, hipsters, eshay wannabes (Peshays), filthy rich familys, single mothers and the iconic walking fossils.

Within this region, from 8:30am to 3:30pm, passersby of the high school may be shocked by what seems like Abbott's discount solution to the immigrant issue. This is yet to be confirmed.

Tourists may wish to visit the local pub; namely the Melwood Oval for a smashing time.

Pesh 1: "Oi brah, do you want to go to Killarney Heights?"

Pesh 2: "Where the fucks that?"

Pesh 1: "FORRY LAD."

Killarney heights high school

Killarney heights high school on a hill higher than the students. Good behaviour is rewarded with killas but no one really gives a crap. This school is full of Peshays, vsco girls, year 9 hoes, stressed seniors and annoying year 8 and 7. Not a drugg0 school but not a private one either. Welcome to Killarney kids

Hey do you go to Killarney heights high school?
Nah it’s shit