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1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)
2: Unadulterated awesomeness
The Killdozer, created and piloted by Marvin, rampaged through the town of Granby Colorado on June 4th, 2004.
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1. n; An instrument of quasi in rem justice typically wielded in response to legislative abuse of zoning powers.
2. n; An armor-plated Komatsu bulldozer used to punish abuses of the legislative branch against hard-working Americans who own small businesses.
3. n; Any machine which is fueled by righteousness, justice, freedom, American spirit, and 200 gallons of diesel fuel.
4. v; An extreme and pure act of justice which vindicates the wrongs done against the actor.
5. adj; disposed or inclined to punishing governmental abuse and seeking justice for the citizen.
6. adj; Badass.
7. n; Badass.
8. b; Badass.
9. n; Patriot.
1. “The board is making itself rich at the expense of honest small business owners, the killdozer will have to be deployed.”
2. “Honey, can you move your car? I need to take the killdozer over to city hall and work some justice.”
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4. “I wrongfully legislated that dude out of business and he killdozered my underinsured hardware store, thus putting me out of business.” “Don’t make me killdozer your printing press.”
5. “Marvin sure is pissed about the local zoning board abusing their power and forcing him out of business, don’t they know he is a real killdozer and won’t let them get away without paying?”
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An instrument of justice weilded by the righteous against the wicked and any hardware stores they happen to own.
Granby, Colorado was completely reamed by the killdozer on June 4th, in the Year of Our Lord 2004.
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1) Title of a 1974 ABC Movie of the Week. The plot: A malevolent entity inhabits a bulldozer which then goes on a killing spree. The big 'fight scene' pits the Killdozer against a crane.
2) An '80's alternative rock band which took their name from the movie.
Dude! Did you see that old Killdozer video?
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A true American hero. Proof that one man can do anything he sets his mind to, and do it well.
With a bit of determination, can-do attitude, and a bulldozer with armour plate welded to the outside, you too can make a difference.
"Run, Killdozer is smashing us like ants!"
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An armor plated bulldozer pioneered in Granby, CO. Was used on 06/04/04 to smite the wicked.
I was so ticked off that they built a concrete refinery next to my small business that I built a killdozer and destroyed city hall.
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An incarnation of personal justice manifested in the form of a D6-8U bulldozer vehicle with 1-inch blackened steel plating welded over the engine, treads, and driver's compartment, with optional viewing slits and/or armored hi-caliber gun turrets. Useful for demolishing business establishments owned by those who have done you injustice.
The current version of the killdozer sports a weakness in the cooling system for the engine, resulting in a tendency for radiator blowout and stalling. Future revisions of the Killdozer (v.2.0+) will have an upgraded radiator cooling system coupled with more efficient ventilation, along with a higher capcity fuel tank to allow for more bulldozing justice. Optional upgrades include a menacing new paintjob, metal spikes welded on the driver's compartment to prevent boarding by corrupt small-town police officers, bulletproof viewing window for better target identification, and an escape pod in the event that vehicle is disabled.
After having to close his muffler business due to the corrupt zoning practices of the city officials, Marvin decided to destroy the businesses of those responsible for his downfall with his self-made killdozer.
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