Kimmich

The greatest player in the history of The Beautiful Game. He is clear of Pengolo Panté the dark smile merchant and clear of my idol Baldiesta and Pavi Hernandez. He is simply the greatest the ever touch grass.

Guy 1: Yo bruv did you see that Kimmich hatrick of assists the other day?

Guy 2: This guy is simply the GOAT of football man, I can't believe they compare him to smile merchant Pengolo Panté

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Kimmich

(Noun) - Someone who does their (job) extremely poorly although never receives critisism for it due to their ability to do tasks they aren't supposed to do well.

(Verb) - Doing a task poorly but getting away with it as a result of doing a completely different task well.

"This man simply can't (defend), he better get pushined for this"

"Nah, he's a Kimmich, he'll get away with it again"

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Kimmich Mentality

Kimmich Mentality is the mentality that you will never give up. the mentality that you will train and train until you are the best, and once you’re the best..you’ll keep training. The phrase is mainly used on social media platforms under the song “SPIT IN MY FACE!” by ThxSoMch

Robber: Breaking into my house and killing my family without me hearing

Me: 😶 (i just watched 52 kimmich mentality videos)

Kimmich

(Noun) - Someone who consistently performs their role to a below (average) standard, but receives a (disproportionate) amount of praise due to it appearing good on paper.

(Verb) - The (act) of fulfilling a role to a below average degree in such a manner that it appears good in paper.

"What's your thoughts on him, you think he's the right man?"

"Nah, he's nothing new, just another (Kimmich)".

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