Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees
Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign
The term, which refers to men who are under 5'9”, has taken off after users pointed out a number of celebrity pairings where the man is shorter than the woman.
Tom Holland out here celebrating short king spring with Zendaya .
The season for melanated men to flourish and preside over their rightful kingdom. A great and prosperous time. Tis the season
Damn, WBS’s toxic mayo even bled into winter. Can’t wait to take shit back this Black King Spring