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The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
The KING OF TOWN ate his sheep. They were delicious.
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The food crazed king of Freetown, USA. While known for eating any food, is particularly taken with butter. Will munch on anything from a stick of butter to a Butterfinger. Hired the Poopsmith for reasons the rest of the town may never come to understand. Quite frankly three fries short of a happy meal.
'Hey! The king of Town took my Cocoa Butter!
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Alleged King of Freetown, USA. Employs a poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most fattening of meat by-products.
The King of Town has never said anything funny.
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the fat king from homestarrunner.com who likes to eat.
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Very uncool fellow, often associated with all things butter, doo hoo hoo
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An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.
Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.
Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.
No you're not.
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