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When you gotta take a dump so fat, it might just be your last. The porcelain throne could be your deathbed, just like the king Elvis Presley himself.
Guy 1: "Bro, where's your bathroom?"
Guy 2: "Down the hall on the left."
Guy 1: "Thanks. Wish me luck, I think I'm goin' out king style"
Have sex King Kong style by tying your girlfriend's wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside).
I tied her up King Kong style last night and she had three orgasms in a row!
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It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar
Her: do you have any kinks
Him: yes I like lion king doggy style
Her: oh yes I like it
When someone goes to your house in the middle of the night and watches you behind the bushes. Based around the girl Ali King who went to Alex Gaskarth's house and stalked him.
Matt: Dude. My girlfriend is crazy.
Dan: What. Why?
Matt: She came to my house in the middle of the night Ali King style.
Dan: Whoa thats crazy!
Matt: I know!
To have sexual intercourse with a girl while shes completley drunk, and you are completley sober
Andrew totally went King Style on Melanie last night at that party.