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A sexual position used commonly in the gay community where two men lay together as depicted on the playing card.
The best sexual position for frot and for maximum pleasure.
Can also be Queen of Spades when referring to lesbians.
Adam: "Wanna get in on later?"
Steve: "Of course. What position?"
Adam: "King of Clubs?"
Steve: "Hot!"
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Good father, loyal husband. The provider, master of all arts.
The best dick you can get smashed by.
Victor is such a king of clubs! He's dancing in every club i see him! Look the size of his hands
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1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.
2) Tiger Woods
1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!
2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.
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A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.
Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.
You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.
No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.
Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.
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The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.
Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"He proudly flaunted his 'king of clubs' status as he introduced his stunning girlfriend to his friends, while all of them knowing she enjoyed watching him charm other women at the party, and taking them with her to the after-party."
"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say he's her 'king of clubs.'"
A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say she's like his 'king of clubs.'"