King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

King Retard

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.

That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!

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burger king retard

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.

You are dumber than the Burger King Retard!

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Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

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Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

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