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When you cum so hard you start to see the light.
Guy: Dude, I got a blowjob last night and I think I saw the light that dying people see.
Guy 2: Shit, you went to Kingdom Cum.
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When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come
A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows
(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum
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Once you see it, you can't unsee it
She said, "I'll blow you to kingdom cum"
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Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.
After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.
The holy land from where the great Pussiah rains. She holds power atop a rose quartz throne, and commands the nations. Kingdom Cum is a utopia only the wettest and creamiest reach. These men of cum ascend to the holy gates of Kingdom Cum, only with constant prayer to the one and only, Pussiah the Great.
“Upon being emitted to thy kingdom cum, things get creamy.”