Kingston Mudslide

Customary Canadian sex act that involves eating an entire bottle of thousand island dressing off/out of a stranger’s anus.

Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?

Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.