Kiss of the Prairie Dog

The unfortunate accident accompanying a "Prairie Dogging" episode where feces makes contact with an undergarment leaving behind a mark. Similar in nature to the british version of "touchin' cotton."

Dan: "Hey, Delaney are you ok? You seem distressed."
Delaney: "Yeah I just gotta get to the ladies room, if that meeting took any longer I was sure to have a kiss of the prairie dog to deal with!"