Rural Dictionary

Kissing Ass

1. Strategically conversing, praising, flirting, affirming, consoling, and/or protecting an individual or group to gain favor and/or perceived situational advantage.

1. If Brad would stop kissing ass for two seconds he might realize that he is making a fool of himself by praising the obviously flawed report.

by Josh McVey July 31, 2008

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A Kiss ass is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing.

This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

In their quest for higher status and privilege, they will become unguarded and their peers will begin to notice how fake and transparent their attempts are.

A Kiss ass will most definetly seem fake due to the fact they don't actually give a shit when people watch how fake they are.

Ted's co-workers knew he was a Kiss ass because he never went to TGIF with them, and instead went out with the boss.

"It's obvious Ted is a Kiss ass, look at how he ignores the rest of us"

by jacht February 9, 2010

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Kiss Ass

A kiss-ass, otherwise known as a teacher's pet, brown-noser, or in case of the office, a 'Yes,man/woman', is a person who will constantly suck up to a person in a higher position, hoping to gain attention and/or favor.

They are the ones who are in the office on weekends (usually the only ones there), while everybody else is having fun. Or they are usually the first ones there and the last to leave.

They generally allow themselves to be stepped on, walked over, and shit on, all in the hopes their efforts will be noticed by their superiors.

Brad: Hey, is Jim going to join us at the baseball game?

Tom: Nah. He's too busy pulling an all-nighter at the office

Brad: What a corporate kiss ass

by marc2010 June 2, 2012

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