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A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.
A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?
"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."
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