Klamson

An indominable Colonel.

Etyomology: The removal of the superfluous syllable "bat;" a bastardization of a bastardization of Greek

And when Klamson isn't around, everyone else should be asking, "Where's Klamson?"

Klamson

Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.

Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.

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