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A joke made by Deconstrussy on TikTok of a fake god that no one truly worships but is used to bait disrespectful Christian’s into trying to convert “Klomps” (A follower of Klombadrov) into into Christianity where the Klomps will use the same arguments back
Christian: “What makes you think Klombadrov exists?” Klomp: “What makes you think God exists?”
Our Savior who saves us from our gleeps.
Founded by Benjamin Boyd aka Deconstrussy.
200k followers and counting.
🎶Praise Klombadrov, you've delivered us from gleep and your mercy knows no bounds. You sent your son down to Earth to save us all and your glory still resounds. Klombadrov, oh Klombadrov, reign down onto our hearts. Klombadrov, oh Klombadrov, you're where our freedom starts.🎶
"Klombadrov must be real because I asked him to help find my keys and I found them!"
They are the almighty Lord, that has risen for @thedeconstrussy (on TikTok) has been able to preach. He is a half walrus half goat in his physical form, but she is usually a celestial being. He also has a son named Gordon, that came down to earth and helped people with their gleep. He originated from Klombadrovism
1: can you go with me to church today?
2: no, I must give turtles to Klombadrov.
1: sorry who??
2: our Lord and savior Klombadrov
Our Almighty god klombadrov is the creator of the universe. Their mortal form is a mixture between the walrus and the goat. She s my down their son Gordon to save us from our gleeps and spread the word of klombadrov
-Who is klombadrov ?
-ahh klombadrov is the almighty creator of the universe
- all hail klombadrov !!
-klamen !!
The one true creator of the universe.
"Praise Klombadrov." "Klombadrov sent down Gordon to save us from our gleep."
Half goat half walrus creature that saves us from our gleep.
My brothers and sister, through Gordon, worship and live for Klombadrov.
An all knowing, all powerful, kind generous, caring half walrus half goat deity that all klomps follow not all gleeps are equal to him and you go to flerb if you commit certain gleeps but you'll go to tilbit with klombadrov and his son Gordon if you don't commit any gleeps
Person A: praise klombadrov he is kind and humble yet all powerful and all knowing
Person B: whats klombadrov?
Person A: klombadrov is a half walrus half goat deity and I believe in him because I chose to believe in the great klombadrov