Klomp Kween

a frumpy but not a complete hot-mess-of-a-person, used pejoratively and/or lovingly; someone who, in appearance, is somewhat attractive but features clown-like clothes, makeup, etc.

Rodrigo showed up to the club with his giant boots and fur coat, looking like a straight up Klomp Kween; I hated it and loved it at the same time.