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people who like knitting instead of crochet
That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society
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a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine
He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.
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A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.
The Knitter strikes again!!
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n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
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a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.
My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!
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A really thug chick who also knits. May also have the words "Pearl" and "Knit" tattooed on her knuckles, gangsta style. this girl will make a really great girlfriend because of her soft knitting side and dope gangsta side.
Damn son! look at the fine ass Gangsta Knitter over there! i wouldnt mind having her around to knit me sweaters.
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