Rural Dictionary

Kobe'd

Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."

"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."

by Mat IV October 11, 2008

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When you snitch on your friends to cover your bad actions by saying they did the same thing. However, the difference between you and them is that they weren't caught and if they were, they would never break man code.
What Kobe Bryant did when he was accused of rape. Told on Shaq and other teammates to his wife to cover his ass.

Man, Shawn straight up Kobe'd me after his girl caught him cheating with breezy he met at the club. He told his girl that it was my fault because my side piece is her friend...so his girl called my girl!

by Mista Mista November 24, 2014

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Kobe'd

the act of rape, whereby a man forces a woman to have sex with her, spef. in colorado, where rape is a common occurance for celbrities and the university's football team. also used in surrogate of rape in online gaming for servers that have banned swears.

1. Pharaoh: that dude came outa nowhere and killed all four of us
not-helping: we just got Kobe'd!
Retroit: Kobeeeeee'd!

2. Some women my claim to be Kobe'd, but ussualy it is true

by John Servo June 14, 2004

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Kobe'd

Originating from the recent allegations against basketball star Kobe Bryant, this was taken from the police transcrips during his interview. The "Kobe" is a specific sexual act which the athlete enjoys with his women. The male releases his "product" onto the face of the woman he is with.

We were watching a porn and the asian got Kobe'd.

by Zac October 5, 2004

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