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The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.
I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.
(adj.) to follow a social or philanthropic movement blindly
"Yo dude, you Kony'd the shit out of that cause"
"Yeah, I don't even know where Uganda is!"
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To all the dumb motherfuckers still posting links to Kony films...
You should be posting links and gratitude towards the people that helped those children when you were watching Anime and chatting it up on facebook for the last ten years.
Stupid viral sheep.
"public awareness" My ass, most of you have no idea about the history of Uganda, have not studied the complicated issues of the tribal country.
Most of you are brain-dead tarts that get used for propaganda reasons for a reason.
"I will help by posting a link" No bitch you should help by getting to your local red cross center as well as many other organizations and people who work in Africa daily so the kids have something to eat or drink.
Pick up history books while you are in the process as well.
Maybe you will understand how all of this came about at some point of clarity in your zombie brains.
-person shares video about kony-
"pass this on! we can save uganda together!"
no bitch, no you cant.
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Means Fag or gay in Afghani. Very common among a group of afghan boys
Afghan1 - Koni, Whats up?
Afghan2 - Nothing Much
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KonieR is a word to show to another person that you are "a safety blanket".To remember him that you are here for him and you love him to the bone. A person who loves and cares ought to be called that word. You call the person that word that has changed the way you look to the world.
"She is a konie. She cares about me she loves,she is my safety blanket"
Motherfucking uncool african guy.
So, whats up with this Kony 2012 thing?
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1) Black African scapegoat for all of the problems affecting Africa's universally infantilized population. Something so heinous that only white saviours can fix through the power of facebook.
2) A way for white people to make money off of black people's problems using fancy gadgets (other ways include slavery, colonialism, neo-colonialism, rap music).
3) Someone who is worse than Adolf Hitler, Benito Moussolini, Josef Stalin, King Leopold II, Benyamin Netanyahu, George W Bush (who we could still try for war crimes if we actually organized for it), Saddam Hussein, Alberto Fujimori, Kim Jong Il, Indira Gandhi, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Ferdinand Marcos, Sargon of Akkad, Enver Pasha, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, and Julius Caesar combined!!! Why?
(yall just hate him cus he's black)
"Awwww man, Robert Mugabe? That foo is so KONY!!"
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