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kosher sex

Sex performed according to Jewish Orthodox religous laws. Popularized by Shmuly Boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric sex.

by lala October 29, 2003

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Kosher Sex

When you are having sexual intercourse with a Kosher(Jewish) lady, you have to put your "meat" into one hole, and your "milk" in the other hole.

- You just screwed my whole thing up, man. This girl is Kosher! That means I got to put my meat in one hole and my milk in the other!
- Whaaat?
- Kosher Sex, bro!

by Dirtyrandy September 4, 2014

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Kosher Sex

The term used for the best excuse a jew can use to not have sex with a fat/ugly girl. the term meaning that a jew can't eat pork/pig meat.

Fat girl: Hey hot stuff, how bout I go home with you tonight
Jewish guy: Sorry can't, I'm Jewish, and according to my religion, I can only eat kosher and have Kosher sex. So I can't eat pig, nor can I have sex with a "pig."

by The Man with no face April 6, 2016

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