Pussy Kraken

A raunchy, smelly vagina, in which lives a pussy kraken. The kraken tends to feed on any objects placed into the pussy. When given the chance the kraken will emerge from the depths of the pussy, revealing its large teeth and long slimy tentacles.

Damn bro, I heard that bitch Pam Floyd got a Pussy Kraken.

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Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!