Kyle Kilgour

This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).

Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!