Kyle Syndrome

1. A syndrome which, for some bizzare reason unknown to man, causes one to drool uncontrollably

2. A form of cancer and down syndrome combined that inevitably lead to drooling

"Yo Kyle, you have Kyle Syndrome"

"Kyle, stop drooling!!"

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Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome

1. Behaving like Cocksucker Kyle

2. When you and everyone else knows you're gay but you won't admit it

A: I'm not gay, I just love sucking dick!
B: Sounds like you have Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome to me!

A: How could you be a lesbian? PENIS IS AWESOME! (Not that I'm gay or anything.)
B: I think you have a case of Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome.

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Kyle’s Mom Syndrome

Getting incredibly angry over the slightest offensive image

Lin: Look, I accesorized my protogen!
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome