loaf

when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

Look at that little loaf!!!

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loaf

Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"

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loaf

very big compliment

ur such a loaf!

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loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

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loaf

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

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loaf

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

look at John's hair it's a total loaf.

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loaf

1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

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