Labor daugh

when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.

Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"

the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"