When something is beyond massive. The lads are boozy, the slutes are on it and all carnage it about to kick off. Having it larj is not for the faint hearted and should not be underestimated. Larj.
"How was last night? "Yeah, larj."
"We going larj?"
"You get the vod in?" "Yeah" "Larj"
Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
The founder of the LCA (Ligma Cure Association). Him and his team of Will E. and Madic Big have come very close to finding the cure.