LATE OFF

get fired because of a misunderstanding made unintentionally by non-english speakers when they're gonna be absent in their job.

-Boss calling: Where are you? The store is packed and hasn't been open yet.
-Outsider in Traffic: I'm sorry boss I think I'll be getting laid late).
-Boss: You're fired motherfucker.

-American friend: Hey Pedro Wazup?
-Outsider: My boss fired me cuz I said I was getting laid, and I meant to say I was getting late to work
-American friend:Damn, You just got late off .

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