Lawbanger

Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.

Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.

Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!

I Lawbangered her and she liked it!