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left lane

something all the drivers who travel at a speed of 20 MPH like to drive in, effectivly impeding the travel of people who know how to drive

Some stupid fuck is doing 20 fucking MPH in the fucking left lane!!! Jimmy, open the fucking glovebox...

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

105๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left lane

The lane that is always under attack

"Attack left lane!"

"Left tower is under attack!"

"Left tower has been destroyed."

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left Lane Cock

an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.

friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."

by jperry828 July 25, 2009


left lane bandit

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.

Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.

by Pete Crapia April 25, 2006

167๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Killing the left lane

When one vehicle is traveling in the left lane but not passing anyone thus blocking other vehicles from passing, causing a road hazard, and breaking the law.

This guy is totally killing the left lane. How is anyone supposed to get anywhere when the passing lane is being blocked by this clown?

by teacher1010 February 14, 2012


Left Lane Dick

A general term for anyone found cruising in the passing (left) lane, holding up the normal flow of traffic.

"I would have been on time, but I got stuck behind Left Lane Dick on the way here"

by 95onI95 June 5, 2004

110๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž