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Jonathan:sandy let me fuck you fam
Sandy:no jonathan fuck off
Yo fam can you let me fuck you like real quick
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metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence
Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.
Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!
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And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.
Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”
Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”
What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.
would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??
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What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom
She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
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