Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!

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Life isn't fair

An excuse for being too lazy to make something that is unfair fair.

Guy: I got spawn-killed, that's so unfair!
Lazy developer of game: Life isn't fair.

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