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Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.
Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.
Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"
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Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
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Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
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1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him
LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!
JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!
to lighten up means to relax, to become less serious or less angry.
Lighten up, would ja? It was a accident.
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Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up
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The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.
*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.
Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.
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