Trucker: I usually don’t find lot lizards out in the wild.
Dennis: I’m a little behind on my trucker terms, a lot lizard would be a…
Trucker: …A lizard…you know...truck stop whores.
Trucker: Back in the day, hell, I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheeseee…Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want inside!
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A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg
person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.
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A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.
I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!
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Someone who acts weird as fuck and is not acting like a normal human.
Yo stop acting like a fucking lizard, bro.
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It’s a banana and it has arms and legs and it talks.
Cool Dude: oh my god look it’s a lizard
Fever drem gurl: banana man
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A person who when making out sticks his/her tongue in and out in a lizard like way. They lizard kiss and it is not pleasant.
Anna: "So, I heard you hooked up with Jack."
Lucy: "Please don't remind me, it was horrible!"
Anna: "What happened?"
Lucy: "He is such a lizard!"
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