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Our favourite disposable whore, loves golden showers and being below men! How many kinks does loofa have? idk i lost count a long time ago, the blocklist is getting longer and i lose a bit of my will to live when she speaks. but we all love her really!
"Hey dude i need a piss"
"loofas over there"
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As said by the great Jimmy Fallon on his "The Bathroom Wall" album. "...a masculine-ifyed version of the feminime 'puff'" It is used to scrub off dead skin cells, dirt and reportably rips out ass hair.
"...he has his little basket out stuff...it holds your shampoo, your soap, you loofa...a french bread lookin' like thing that rips out your ass hair."
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Actually, despite common perception, loofa refers to the vulva, or vaginal area.
This meaning comes from the ancient story about women getting soap on their loofas, a pseudonym for their "private parts," while showering in Deleware.
"Man, don't touch my loofa! It's wet!"
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The stain left after rough sex.
Chris is acting like such a loofa right now!
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Incorrect term to describe an item correctly known as a "poof."
"Hand me the soap and that loofa" should actually read "Hand me the soap and that poof."
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1)when a man doesnt shave his facial hair and then tries to amke out with a woman and rakes her face causing and very unpleasent feeling and possibly a facial rash.
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2)a creepy and unpleasent man who gets in bed with two girls and takes his pants off.
1)he didnt shave today, hes soo loofa right now
2) that guy is total creeper. loofa status.
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A loofa is the British term used when describing something light, in terms of weight.
Person 1: This cat is really loofa!
Person 2: Yes! He really is quite loofa.
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