look fat

cmon fat look fat cmon man we gotta do some push-ups

joe biden: look fat, cmon you gotta do some push-ups with me

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Do I look fat?

Is this a trick question?

Wife: Do I look fat?

You: No you don't(really means yes).

Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

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Does this make me look fat?

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*

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Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

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Do I look fat in this dress?

The ONLY response is :

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.

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Does this make me look fat?

Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.

GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!

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