what you do when your loser husband deserts you and your children.
My worthless husband took off so now i have to "look for a job".
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When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."
Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?
Stoner: I was looking for a job.
Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?
Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?
Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?
Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.
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Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy
When you catch a girl that doesn't put out, but will give you an act of glancing or giving a long stare at your twig and berries.
Dude, i tried to get her to suck me off, but she just gave me a look job.
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