LOVE CHOCOLATE

In the same vein as "Female ejaculation", The result of a particularly draining sexual experience. Sexual Climax brings about the involuntary relaxation of the arse sphincter, causing the "love chocolate" to flow.

"WTF? YOU SHAT THE BED?!"
" No, it's only love chocolate, honey, I swear! It's okay to eat it!"

18👍 25👎

who loves the chocolate

meaning: its the same as saying "who's good?" or any variation. can be said about almost anything... can also be a comeback when you cant think of anything- much better than that "yo mama" shit

dude: *hits a homerun* "who loves the chocolate?"
person: i did your girlfriend
person 2: who loves the chocolate?
guy: oh hey whats up?
another guy: who loves the chocolate?
man: hey can i borrow a 20?
man 2: who loves the chocolate?
man: uhh.... is that a yes or a no?
man 2: WHO LOVES THE CHOCOLATE?
man: come on, can i or not?
man 2: yeah sure.....

6👍 7👎

chocolate love

love from a nigger

omg my boyfriend is awesome I call it chocolate love

12👍 32👎

Chocolate Love Dream

Something that a white girl calls a black guy when she wants to sleep with him.

Girl: "come here you chocolate love dream!"
dude: " mk miss vanila fool"

5👍 3👎

chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

5👍 6👎

Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.

"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

6👍 1👎