Lab School

A school for kids more worried about their GPAs than getting more than 2 hours of sleep every night. Lab School students can be freakishly smart and overachieving, but they still have plenty of kids who got in in preschool and have turned into stoners. It shouldn't even be considered a real High School considering they don't even have a football team, and the rest of their sports teams are far from admirable. Technically Lab School is the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools, however only the pretentious new kids call it that.

Random Adult: What school do you go to sweetie?
Lab School student: I go to Lab
Random Adult: Oh wow!
Lab School student: Yeah, so basically a little less rich than a Latin kid, and smart

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Lab school girls

The most depressed people you will ever meet. Always sad and always mad. Only thing they’re good at is drinking and vaping but they know how to have fun! They are drop dead gorgeous and get all dick

Things to know before coming:
The anime kids are mean
So many stuck up/fake bitches
Boys will bully the shit out of you

Guy: ayo what school does that girl go to
Guy 2: lab
Guy: she’s bad asf
Guy 2: yeah cuz Lab school girls are bad asf

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Lab Middle School

A stuyvesant feeder school filled with students constantly panicking over having 99% in a class. Monday announcements plague our first period class : Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GATORS! You better wear gator green to show your school pride on fridays....or else.

Once I saw a girl crying in the bathroom over a 98 on her math test, that's so Lab middle school

Innovation Lab High School

Located in an office park, it is an opt-in school that steals new freshmen who would have gone to Bothell High School and Inglemoor High School and provides alternative education opportunities.

Bob: "Hey Dan, I heard you're going to that Innovation Lab High School instead."
Dan: "That's right, Bob."