Labor Hooker

Those undocumented workers that hang around in front of Home Depot or Lowes. They'll help you do yardwork, cleanup, and basic home improvement.

Usually Latino, and often sporting a mustache, they'll do a surprising amount of work for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser.

Dude1: I can't believe all the yardwork my wife wants me to do this weekend.

dude2: Easy man.. just cruise by the Home Depot and get some labor hookers. For $50, they'll do it all.

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