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lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

by xxyuli September 4, 2006

141πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

by meloballer_ April 9, 2023

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


lactose intolerant

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

by Hey Lee May 11, 2007

33πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


lactose intolerant

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009

12πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Lactose Intolerant

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.

Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.

by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009

70πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Lactose Intolerance

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).

I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.

by heyheyhey45698 May 18, 2010

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Lactose intolerant

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

β€œNick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” β€œI am”

by cartman911 February 8, 2021

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