lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more

Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*

lad talk

Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.

"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"