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Lady Byng Sauce

Named after Evelyn Byng the former Viscountess of Vimy, Lady Byng Sauce is a delectibly potent alcoholic beverage consisting of a mixture whatever alcohol you can get your hands on. There is no set recipe for it as each batch varies according to your financial situation and what's in your alcohol cabinet. The batch is topped off with gratuitous amounts of Red NOZ energy drink (no other NOZ will do) and whatever other mixers (juice, candy, etc...) that consumers see fit. It is then stirred with a wooden spoon and served in mason jars.

Wow! Erik Cole average 4.5 points per game this year, he must have been drinking that Lady Byng Sauce before every game!

by Scarborough Driveby September 4, 2011