lady locker

A slang term for the female reproductive organ (Vagina). Also known as "Axe Wound" or "Beef Curtains".

Man Sarah really needs to clean her Lady Locker, I can smell it from here.

Girl 1: You know they won't let you take that knife through airport security right?
Girl 2: It's okay, I'll just hide it in my Lady Locker.

lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.

When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.