Lake Michigan Highball

Chicago tap water.

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."

Lake Michigan Highball

Tap water from Chicago.

Matt did not feel like drinking booze at the bar today, so he ordered a Lake Michigan Highball instead.