Lama Glama

The official scientific classification name of llamas, because of course it is. The brave naturalists that classified the llama chose this name because llamas are clearly glamorous fuckers. Have you seen these things? They only exist as domesticated animals because they demand and deserve to be treated like queens and be adored by all. All hail the Lama Glama, the most glamorous of all species. Do not question this definition...it’s science.

And yeah, it’s llama with two “L”s and lama glama with one “L” because llamas don’t give a shit what you think.

Lama glamas are always walking all proper and tall and fluffy and glamorous like they are the fucking Queen of England.