Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

lava lamp dance

A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!

Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!