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land oyster

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down

Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*

by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


land oyster

a fart

Who stepped on a land oyster

by Stubbs July 14, 2003

1πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Land Oyster

A female who has a β€œtangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

by Toad McSwampmister January 1, 2020