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A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.
Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!
Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.
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The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.
Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!
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A name giving to the sweetest and kindest boy in the word. His voice gives those who talk to him butterflies, and eyes intently fall on him when he enters any room. He gives love and affection to those who they actually care for. They are willing to give everything up for the ones they love if they have to. They are very VERY sexy as well knowing just what to say to get a girl to go crazy for them.
girl 1; "Omg is that Lander?"
girl 2; "He's so fine, OMG"
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A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.
Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!
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Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.
Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"
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A long thin stick used for writing, doodling, or drawing in outdoor settings.
See also Sealander (writing in the sand) and Elander (writing in dirt)
The little boy doodled in the cement with a lander.
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Someone that is created in drawings and isn't real and is made by the person who wrote this. Lander is a mischievous man, often partaking in a small amount of trolling and maybe getting into intense fights. He wears a mask to hide some scars, and the mask makes him look angry all the time. He is also a speed runner and loves horror games.
Person: "so, who is he and what does he like to do??"
Me: "it's lander and he is very mischievous and loves games"
Person: "wish I knew someone like that"
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