Lao Gan ma

A brand of chilli liked by John Cena and all worldwide greats

"Hello Weibo! I'm currently shooting a movie and I'm on a break and having a meal.

I cannot use my mobile phone during filming so I'm now filming this (video) because they gave me Lao Gan Ma.

I am not familiar with Lao Gan Ma, but the Chinese say this is an excellent chilli sauce.

So now I use Lao Gan Ma every day on my broccoli. I use a lot of Lao Gan Ma.

This is not an advertisement. I am not related to Lao Gan Ma in any way.

But I think many Chinese like this (the sauce). I'm trying to embrace more Chinese culture.

A lot of Chinese say that Lao Gan Ma is part of Chinese culture so I eat broccoli with Lao Gan Ma every day.

Really, really good. I really like it." -John Cena

Lao Gan Ma

What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in the concentration camp.

John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lao gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

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lao gan ma

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